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Ride Or Be Pulled Over?
Christmas for celebrities can tend to be a bit outrageous to everyday folks, especially if you're broke.  You know Fendi bags, 2003 Benzes, diamonds, gold fronts, etc., but one celeb breaking the trend is DMX.  The Thug for life rapper must be on Santa's "Naughty" list because he managed to get pulled over on Christmas Eve.  That's right.  Instead of pricey jewels, X was arrested on possession of a forged instrument as well as reckless driving.  He somehow forgot to signal and when approached by the police, he gave them false information.  He was released before Christmas, but SUG has a feeling that jailtime wasn't on DMX's Christmas Wish List.

 

 

She Did It All for The Nookie
Looks like Alyssa Milano knows who's the boss in her love life.  All we can say is "Bye Bye Bye" Justin, hello Fred!  That's right.  Word has it that Alyssa's dropped Justin Timberlake for the "Nookie", Fred Durst.  Maybe this will help Durst get back in the limelight after band member and the brains of the group Wes Boreland, "Rearranged" the dynamic of the group by leaving.  

 

Evil Diesel
Word has it that Vin Diesel, star of “XXX” and “The Fast and The Furious” might be in “Spiderman 3” as bad guy Eddie Brock.  The star who turned down doing a second “Fast and The Furious” is on a roll snagging role after role.  Although The Rock may also be joining the Spiderman 3 cast as Venom, people are saying Vin Diesel is the next big thing and The Rock is just another option.

No Justin No Piece
Word has it the newest song Britney Spears has been singing is “Dump Me Baby One More Time.”  That’s right, recently the Pop princess paid ex-lover Justin Timberlake a visit at his L.A pad claiming she had to pick up some of her stuff.  Thinking the old trick would work and he would see what a good thing he’s been missing, a close friend of Timberlake says, she came dressed in the sexiest outfit she could find, showing off all her curves.  She tried talking to Justin, rekindling the old flames, bringing up all the times they made love, but Justin was not hearing it.  She then stormed off crying and returned shortly wearing one of Justin’s old shirts.  The source says Britney told him, “She still loves him and admitted she didn’t know what to do without him in her life.”  The whole fiasco completely weirded out Justin.  Looks like Ms. Spears better move on cause going “Crazy” is no way to get your man back.

Wayans Way Out
Seems that there will soon be a “Scary Movie 3: Episode I – Lord of the Brooms” mocking the “Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter” and “Star Wars”, the creators of the franchise will not be returning.  Keenan Ivory, Marlon and Shawn Wayans are calling it quits and so far cast member Anna Farris will be the only one reprising her role.  Also up to bat as director is David Zucker of “The Naked Gun” and “Airplane” fame.  Many are saying the movie shouldn’t be done because we all know what happened to “In Living Color” when the Wayans left – it sucked!

Return To Sender
Famed King of Rock and Roll Elvis Presley could have never guessed his daughter Lisa Marie Presley would be so unlucky in love.  After two previously unworkable marriages, Lisa Marie now calls it quits to her union with actor Nicholas Cage after only four months of marriage.  Citing irreconcilable differences, Lisa Marie was quoted saying they “should’ve never gotten married.”  That’s a bit of an understatement especially since she sung that same tune with her last spouses, namely Michael Jackson who sent her, oddly enough, to Heartbreak Hotel.  We won’t be cruel, but Lisa Marie’s penchant for marriage is about as good as Nicholas Cage’s last movie.  Speaking of which, I always thought a wind talker was a fart in the air.  Then again, it was.
 

"Kiss Talkers"

Bachelor buzz has everyone talking about the final episode where Arron Buerge proposed to Helene Eksterowiez on the hit TV series The Bachelor.  At the end of the show the producers chose to show several clips of the Bachelorette constantly babbling while she kissed her future fiancé.  People who lip-lock and talk at the same time are known as "Kiss Talkers", which psychiatrists have proved to be a sign of lack of passion.  Could this marriage be off way before it starts?  We don't like to kiss and tell but, if we don't Helene will!

 

Cover, Girl
Seems like rapper/actress Queen Latifiah couldn't hide the fact that she was toast when she was pulled over by the California Highway Patrol in Los Angeles.  Under the influence of alcohol, Latifah failed a sobriety test after being caught making an unsafe lane change.  Some are saying Queen missed doing the movie, "Set It Off" so much that she intended to recreate the scene where she drives recklessly to her demise.  Let's hope she doesn't do it again because driving drunk kills and in life unlike in a movie, you really can die.
 

Who Nose?
After appearing to have very little nose left in a court appearance last week, an even wackier Michael Jackson pulled off the dumbest stunt ever.  While in Berlin, Jackson dangled his non-suspecting toddler out of a 4 story hotel balcony prompting many to think he's finally completely lost it.  Jackson says he didn't intend to cause harm to his child, he just got caught up in the moment of all the fandom.  Whatever!  Mr. Jackson needs to get his priorities in check because it seems he spent more time thinking about covering the child's head with a napkin than securing his safety.  That's even sicker than the mutilation he has imposed upon his face.  By the way, Jackson's ex-nose surgeon went on record that he has not done any work on Michael's face since 1997 and that he has advised against any further surgery.  So, he hasn't done anything to him since 1997, but he was looking bad in 1992!  The one question remains in all this display of oddity, how do all 3 of his kids look at him when his nose falls?  Does Michael put on a mask, rush to the doctor or just let it all hang out?  Whatever the case, it's a very strange life and many are suggesting that Michael is doing more harm to his children than Joseph did to him.
 

Justi-Lied
Recently when asked if he liked his ex-girl Britney Spears' movie, "Crossroads", Justin Timberlake went on record saying, "If she were smart, she would've never made that movie."  He then went on to throw another low blow, saying she would have been better in the eighties Molly Ringwald flick, "Pretty in Pink".  Many are sensing that the once amicable couple are now starting to air out old laundry in hopes of keeping in the limelight.  But really Justin, we think Britney already knows what a dud "Crossroads" was.  Tell us something we don't know, like is the butt real.  Inquiring minds want to know.

Blood Sisters?
Looks like the recent success of Kelly Rowland not only on her Nelly duet, but on her new solo album, "Simply Deep" is stirring up gossip that proclaimed Blood Sister, Beyonce Knowles is writhing with jealousy.  Supposedly, Beyonce' is a bit peeved that her "Bonnie and Clyde" act with Jay-Z has her looking more like a back-up singer than a multi-platinum selling artist.  Perhaps, Kelly should give Beyonce' a few hints about how to be a lady in the rap world instead of a rumored girlfriend.
 

 

Dawson's Creep
Actor Joshua Jackson of "Dawson's Creek" fame has been taking the bad boy image of his character Pacey to heart.  After getting drunk and assaulting a security guard in North Carolina, Jackson was arrested and now faces a misdemeanor charge.  Perhaps the future cancellation of "Dawson's Creek" could be weighing heavily on Josh's mind or maybe the reality that co-stars James Van Der Beek and Katie Holmes are starring in movies has him thinking his career is over.  Whatever the case, drinking and hitting cops is no way to escape.  Next time just book a new gig.
 

 

Why Nona, Why?
This Wednesday, October 6th, Wynona Ryder was pronounced guilty of grand theft and vandalism. After a much publicized charge of shoplifting from Beverly Hills Saks Fifth Avenue store, the verdict is finally in.  Wynona has changed her story so many times sources say that it was easy to determine her guilt.  This girl interrupted now faces a maximum term of three years in jail.  We hope the role she was preparing for, that prompted her to steal, was worth it.

Dead Beat VJ
Looks like rising MTV VJ, Brian McFayden's squeaky clean image is going out like yesterday's news.  Apparently, he's in a big legal battle with his ex-girlfriend, model Heather Knese.  She's called Brian a violent, careless dad reported the New York Post.  Knese has gotten a restraining order against McFayden and told the Post, "Brian hasn't paid child support since July, and he's only seen our son once in the past year."  While Knese is trying to completely eliminate McFayden from her son's life, McFayden's lawyers have gone on record saying that there is no DNA proof of Brian's paternity.  We hope the DNA is OK so this VJ can stay on MTV or else he'll have to P.A.Y.
 

Baby Vamos
Leaving midway through the "American Idol" auditions in New York, Hot 97 DJ Angie Martinez calls it quits.  Apparently she had a hard time judging the competitors and didn't agree with telling anyone to give up their dream especially since many had supported her musical career.  While on set, Angie kept mum when it came to criticism and appeared extremely uneasy with the entire process probably realizing that her record sells could be in jeopardy if she offended too many folks.  After all, Paula Abdul is not releasing records, she is.  But for now, Angie will continue to "Fly Away" and promote her latest CD, "Animal House" and the show will go on with the three original judges.
 

Timbeeeeeerrrrrr!
When pop star Britney Spears walked into the prominent Fred Segal store, little did she know that her competition would be awaiting.  A source says after Spears saw her former boyfriend Justin Timberlake's new squeeze, she was livid. "Charmed" actress, Alyssa Milano was given the evil-eye and then talked about by Spears.  Close sources say Britney even went as far as commenting, "What's she doing here?  Are they having a sale?"  Ms. Spears then stormed out. Apparently that was the store she and Justin used to frequent.  Oh well. Many are saying it's time she checked out some new Boys and stop acting like a girl, not yet a woman.

Wait For Tonight, Please!
While shooting "Jenny From The Block", Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck couldn't wait to get into the bedroom folks are saying.  Supposedly caught on tape by a bridal shower party was Lopez digging into the front of Affleck's pants and giving him a titillating squeeze causing Ben to grin happily.  USA Today reports that Affleck apologized to the bride's mother for the lewd behavior. Inquiring minds want to know why Jennifer and Ben are being so risky in their affair. Could this love, or maybe a publicity stunt gone too far or are they really that perverted?

Clueless Gets A Clue
Word has it that "I'll never tell," actress Brittany Murphy has been making the rounds in Hollywood.  According to Ms. Murphy she knows Slim Shady well, claiming the two had a romantic fling while filming Eminem's debut flick, "8 Mile". Meanwhile recently she's been seen making out with "That 70's Show" actor Ashton Kutcher, who also happens to co-star with her in a soon to be released pic.  Inquiring minds want to know if she does movies for work or for a date.
 

No Go For J Lo
Apparently meeting the folks of Ben Affleck was not all Jennifer Lopez hoped for.  According to close sources, the Affleck’s were unimpressed with the Bronx native, citing that no one comes close to Ben’s ex, Gwenyth Paltrow.  Some say though they’re still friends with Ms. Paltrow, Jennifer’s less than innocent past could be playing a part in their apprehension.  Perhaps J Lo’s insured booty doesn’t win over everyone after all.  Only time will tell.


We’re Back!

SUG was the first to let you know that Pop Idol judge, Simon Cowell will be back for the return of “American Idol”, well now his old sidekicks will be joining him.  Look forward to seeing the usual antics of Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Ryan Seacrest, welcoming newcomer judge Angie Martinez.  The Hot 97 DJ will be joining the panel this January.  However, sadly one not rejoining the cast is “comic” Brian Dunklemann, who says he is moving on to bigger things in his comedy career.  Many are saying he will not be missed.  

Pass The Toe Jam
Seen on a private yacht owned by Motley Crue singer Vince Neil, the ever-talked about couple Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck make the best of the loan.  While on a break from filming her newest video, “Jenny From The Block”, the two were raunchy and unashamed as Lopez danced topless for her beau.  If the lap dance wasn’t enough, Jennifer then proceeded to suck on Affleck’s toes.  People are wondering if Lopez sucked toes to get to the top or was it just lunchtime?  Inquiring minds want to know.

 

Star Blues
On a sad note, people are talking about how a very famous actress has been known to do oceans and oceans of drugs on the set of her recent movie.  SUG hopes that this pretty woman gets on the right track and leaves the drugs alone.  We also hope the rumors aren’t true, but if so, we’ll be praying for her.

 

Is Her Destiny to Marry Jay-Z?
SUG broke this story weeks ago (See Below) but now British tabloids have been reporting that the destiny diva, Beyonce, 21, has plans to tie the knot with Roc-a-Fella rapper, Jay-Z, 32. One source who is supposedly close to Jay and B told a UK tab: "Jay-Z isn't one of these bad boy rappers. He's a lovely bloke who treats Beyonce well. They're happy together and want to make things official." Some American radio stations are reporting the rumor, as well. Interestingly enough, Jay-Z and Beyonce haven't confirmed that they are even dating yet. It just so happens that they have been spotted hanging out together in recent months, sparking the relationship rumors.  No one can debate the fact that these artists have a successful professional relationship. They collaborated on Jay-Z's latest single "Bonnie and Clyde," which is a new radio hit. Look for the video, starring the maybe couple, next month.

 

 

Reese's Pieces
After a public shouting match with her actor husband, Ryan Phillippe, "Sweet Home Alabama" star Reese Witherspoon has the tabloids in a frenzy wondering if the young couple's marriage is near over.  Eyewitnesses say the argument got so heated, their bulldog, Frank Sinatra, was growling in confusion.  Before the episode Phillippe went on Howard Stern admitting the two haven't had much of a sex life since the birth of their daughter, Ava, who is now three.  Might this have ignited the hurt feelings?  Or could Reese's $15 million per flick and Ryan's $1 million be stirring some competition between the once happily married couple? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

His Prerogative?
You'd think after countless run-ins with the law that old bad boy of R&B, Bobby Brown would keep his temper under control, but alas he cannot.  Word has it he was solo and out of control Monday night during Usher's birthday party at the Highlands Club in L.A.  Brown spent most of the evening in the club's upstairs room, but when Usher took the stage to thank his guests for coming, an "out of it" Brown "stumbled down the stairs" and approached him. Bobby at first bowed down to Usher say sources, but it quickly turned ugly as he then began to berate the birthday boy, claiming he was being disrespected by the young star.  Folks at the party say Bobby yelled, "You took my spot!  You are taking away my shine!  I should be on stage, not you!"  Usher was in shock and Bobby was ushered off by security.  Among attendees were Vivica Fox, Chris Judd, Lauryn Hill, Shaquille O'Neal, L.A. Reid, Ja Rule and Nick Carter who looked on stunned before Usher broke the silence by grabbing his girlfriend Chilli of TLC for a dance.  How embarrassing.  Could Bobby Brown have staged his own come-back and send-off?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Younger Man, Older Woman
In the words of old time crooner, Millie Jackson, seems like the music world's got a lot of cradle robbing going on.  People are talking about the alleged affair between WB's "Charmed" one, Allyssa Milano and newly thugged out singer, Justin Timberlake.  According to some very telling photos, the two have been seen throughout LA snuggling close and playing golf.  They're not the only ones "hooking up", everyone knows about the very public relationship between Michael Jackson wannabe, Usher and TLC member Chilli.  The only question is, how does Usher's producer Dallas Austin feel now that the mother of his son is dating his former client and friend?  Inquiring minds want to know.
 

Dueling Divas
Word has it that Annie Liebovitz's current Vanity Fair cover, the one with the nine divas, was a hard one to shoot.  Apparently, Jennifer Lopez was not thrilled about being positioned by Alicia Keys nor Sheryl Crowe because she doesn't like them, says Cindy Adams who happened to catch the drama up close.  She claims, Lopez changed positions to escape the two stars.  Whatever the case may be, Ms. Jennifer should leave the cat fighting on the 6.  

No More Stunts For Me
Having completed the ultimate stunt of being butt-naked in her Academy Award Winning role in "Monster's Ball", Halle Berry says that she doubts she could top the infamous sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton.  In an interview with World Entertainment News, Halle said she couldn't see how it could be more graphic after being asked if she'd ever take part in a sex scene quite as raunchy as the aforementioned.  She admitted that she won't rule out stripping for film sex again, but she doubts she could ever recreate a scene quite as memorable.
She says, "You can't ever top that. I don't think it's possible. That was a
unique movie.  That scene was special and pivotal and needed to be there, and it would be a really special script that would require something like that again."  

Put Your Clothes On
Musician Stevie Nicks couldn't help making her own commentary about the attire worn by pop stars, Britney Spears, Shakira, Christina Aguilara and
all the rest in Rolling Stone.  She says, "Their jeans are too low and their
tops are too see-through."   She also thinks sexy is keeping your self
mysterious, "Otherwise, it's like, if you see somebody running naked down the
street every day--you stop looking."  Some insiders think Stevie's being a little hard on the girls, after all, she didn't mind jamming in the Destiny's Child video while they were being "Bootylicious".    

I Think I Can
Looks like Paula Abdul is using the "American Idol" frenzy to her advantage. She's back in the studio recording her first solo album since 1995's "Head Over Heals".  The only catch is she's without a label.  Some say she has 2 options, ask Simon Cowell, or compete in next year's contest.  Oh, the choices!

Tamyra Goes Back To School
"American Idol" contestant Tamyra Gray is officially enrolled at Winslow
High School on the Fox drama series "Boston Public."  Gray will make her acting debut on the David E. Kelley show during February 2003 sweeps. For four episodes, she'll portray an as-yet-unnamed student. "She gave a very impressive audition and while it's possible her character will sing, we are most interested in helping to launch her as a dramatic actress," said "Boston Public" Executive Producer Jason Katims. This is all great news for Tamyra, but inquiring minds want to know if winner Kelly Clarkson is getting quite as much attention as her fellow "A.I" contenders?  Could it be that her "Moment" in the spotlight is almost over?

Too Much Flack For Diddy
Movie actor, Ben Affleck recently had words for rapper P Diddy, after Combs claimed his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez was too classy for her new beau.  P Diddy also went as far as giving the couple advice to keep their kissing in the bedroom and off the street.  Ben dismissed Puffy's comments as "bulls**t".  The OSCAR-winner says, "Rappers are always rapping about some bulls**t.  P Diddy should stick to what he's good at.  What is that, by the way?"  After that comment, many are wondering when the beat down is going to happen? Especially from Lopez since she is very much involved in Hip Hop, remember rapper Ja Rule did write her biggest hit to date, "I'm Real".  Some are wondering if Affleck is really that insensitive or if he's tipping the bottle again?  Inquiring minds want to know.

 

Bad Business
Looks like Britney Spears will be closing the doors to her newly opened restaurant NYLA soon if she doesn’t take care of business.  Opening to a lackluster turn-out and less than perfect weather, it seems this venture was bound to be doomed.  Short for New York and Louisiana, NYLA has been cited for many health code violations.  Many are saying that Britney better hit herself one more time and be a slave to making sure her restaurant is up to par. 

And They Say Idols Don’t Sleep
Well, you haven’t heard the last of “American Idol’s”, Justin Guarini.  He was recently signed to RCA records to record his up and coming CD.  Hopefully, he’ll find songs that will accentuate his talent, rather than diminish it as he was known to do on the show.  Any way you look at it, Justin’s staying busy.  Word has it that since his appearance on Oprah, he’s the next big thing.  We soon shall see.

Bouncin’ Beyonce’
Hot off the track of their newly released single, “Bonnie and Clyde”, rumors are circulating that Beyonce’ Knowles and Jay Z are in a heavy and torrid romance.  They’ve been seen together at different spots throughout Miami and New York showing each other beaucoup love.  Could it be this odd couple is the new Yo Yo and Ice Cube?  Remember the “Bonnie and Clyde Theme”?  Inquiring minds want to know.

 

 

 

American False Idol?
After entering in at number 56 on the Billboard Charts, Kelly Clarkson’s debut single has reached the number 1 spot the following week.  Is it a history making achievement or publicity campaign?  Rumors are flooding that Fox TV bought more than half of the single CDs available to add to the hype of the overnight sensation.  Time will tell if Clarkson truly has staying power.

 

Wayans Vs. the Mac
People are talking about how Fox TV put its Bernie Mac show up against ABC’s “My Wife And Kids” for the new fall season.  Few know that Damon Wayans approached Bernie Mac to unite against their perspective networks for change, but he was met with disinterest by Mac who felt there was nothing wrong with a little friendly competition.  Damon, very disappointed decided to give up the fight.  So far, it looks like the Mac should have joined in the alliance.  His ratings have suffered and the only clear winner is Cedric The Entertainer, who’s show follows Mac’s, proving the old adage, “United we stand, divided we fall” season.

Oprah Wins Free
Folks have noticed how the Enquirer Magazine dredged out old photographs of an out of shape Oprah as little as a month ago.  The headliners blared, “Oprah packs on the pounds”.  However, Oprah has the last laugh and proves “Enquiring” minds don’t really know nothing.  For her television season premiere she came out in tip top shape and to further accent their scoop blunder, on the Emmy Awards, she looked spectacular sporting a streamline waste gown that would make Joan Rivers blush.  Well folks I guess you’re gonna have to stop buying the Enquirer and read more SUG!

Will Barbershop Get A Cut?
Despite its two weeks at the number one spot, the hit movie “Barbershop” is getting a lot of flack.  Apparently, the filmmaker’s script is filled with insults about black heroes and legends of the past.  Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and the Martin Luther King family have all come out denouncing the film and insisting edits be made.  But this is another example of the man who threw the rock and hid his hand.  MGM is the real culprit behind these unnecessary attacks on black heroes.  They have a censure department which fell asleep at the wheel.  All big corporations do.  Just as they made Michael Jackson remove what they believed to be insulting words about Jews on his “History” CD, the same thing needs to be done here unless MGM doesn’t really care about offending people of color.  SUG asks the question, if these same comments were made about George Washington or Ann Frank, would they have ever made it to the big screen?  I think not.

Rosey Goesy
Rosie O’donell
has said goodbye to her newly launched magazine, “Rosie”.  As of December, the magazine, which has 17 million subscribers, will no longer be named after the comedienne who made her fame on the recently retired Rosie O’donnel Show.  She complains that the disrespect and belittlement she received from execs on the magazine went as far as them holding a meeting in her private office without her knowledge while she was away on vacation in Miami.  Sources say, with her recent sexual outing and tell all book, that she’s strayed from the Rosie everyone has become so accustomed to.  The one question remains did she quit or was she indeed fired?  Inquiring minds want to know. 

Hi Ho For J-Lo
It seems that the romance drama isn’t over for Jennifer Lopez.  According to her ex-hubby Chris Judd’s father, J-Lo’s been prone to run through lovers like her expensive wardrobe.  He says that she not only chased and sought out Chris, but that she proposed and then almost immediately into the marriage, cheated on his son.  He also claims that she cheated on P-Diddy as well.  Could her current beau Ben Affleck be next in line to be heartbroken?  Inquiring minds want to know. 

Spacey On Fire
Apparently Kevin Spacey has to fight off rumors that he is gay once again.  He has been seen making several trips to Fire Island, a well known gay hangout, but he denies it all insisting that he is heterosexual.  However, insiders of “SUG” have been told that is not the truth.  In a time of gay freedom and power, why are actors so determined not to be considered homosexual.  A few months back ex-CAA agent Mike Ovitz complained about a gay mafia, if that is true, can’t somebody protect these stars from being lambasted for their sexual preference?  Somebody’s a hypocrite.

Jillian In The Bar
Host of Fox TV’s “Good Day Live”, Jillian Barberie, recently admitted on her afternoon show that she struggled with a drinking problem that had been troubling her for years.  According to the funny lady, she’d been sober for two weeks and vowed to continue to win her battle with the bottle.  “SUG” hopes that she wins her fight and stays away from the Bar.



Simon Says, Pay Me!
In what SUG hopes will be our last bit of gossip about the summer hit, American Idol, it is reported that Simon Cowell is the only one signed up to return for the next installment.  He has been given a multimillion-dollar contract which has caught everyone on the show in shock. Also being rumored is that singer, Debbie Gibson was contacted to replace Paula Abdul when the show returns. No one else has been offered anything or asked to come back as of yet. This has the two bumbling co-host hot and mad. You can pretty much tell that by the disgruntled looks on their faces as the show winds down. This time I'm in agreement with Fox, get rid of them all. Especially after the real Star of the show, Tamyra Gray was voted off way too early. Don't you agree?

Over Puffed!
Many MTV attendees were turned off by the invitations that P-Diddy sent out for his after party requesting specific attire for attendance.  Mentioned on the exclusive invitation was that guest must have fresh haircuts, trendy designer wear including his Sean Jean clothing.  If your shoes weren’t buffed you would not be let in and if you wore jeans, you were on the wrong track. Several big time stars were turned away, including Mike Meyers of "Goldmember" fame.  But he should’ve banned his own dubs, sporting an antiquated tuxedo with a bow tie so large, it looked as though he were about to fly away.

Diesal Sneezle
Is he or isn’t he?  Inquiring minds want know whether there’s truth behind the gay reports.  Whatever the case, I smell a lawsuit.

Sike Mike
In an effort to get Michael Jackson to attend the MTV VMA awards this week, MTV confused the fact whether he was there to receive a birthday celebration or a Millennium Award at the top of the show.  Inside sources said that Michael was disinterested about attending just for the presentation of a birthday cake.  Could this have been another one of the many attempts to try to embarrass the King Of Pop?  As you recall Michael was in a feud with Tommy Mottola who has a lot of clout in the music industry.  Could this have been revenge?  “Straight Up Gossip” wants to know.

Out Of Sync
To advertise his new solo album, Justin Timberlake was quoted by US Magazine on the Brittany Spears breakup, saying, “Something happened, something very bad happened.”  His ambiguous statement causes “SUG” to wonder what’s behind that comment.  Could it be that Brittany was caught with another man?  Or could it be Brittany was caught with a girl?  Or could she have just never have given him any?  That’s bad, that’s very, very bad.  Gossiping lovers are determined to find out.

Simon Says Do Dis
If you were wondering why there seems to be a lot of Simon Cowell going around lately, it’s because contrary to what is hyped on the popular “American Idol” talent show, Simon is very well loved.  The constant bantering back and forth and dissing aimed at Cowell is all hype according to insiders at Fox TV.  He’s receiving truck loads and truck loads of fan mail and the producers of the show are simply playing on the "love to hate the villain" fad that seems to be rampant these days.  We're not sure whether it was Fox or Cowell, but someone has hired an expensive public relations firm to make sure that Simon continues to be the man everybody loves to hate.  Meanwhile, Simon and Paula Abdul really don’t like each other.  She was annoyed at the fact that he exposed her hiring a comedy writer to concoct some of her insults towards him.  Rumors say that she’s simply jealous of all the attention the British Invader is receiving.  Could reality TV not be real at all?  Inquiring minds want to know.


O’ Crack

After having a bitter mud-slinging match with ex-hubby John McEnroe, Tatum O’Neal lands back in rehab.  According to “Enquirer Magazine”, she’s there to break free from her crack, booze and pills addiction.  After successfully completing a 32 day program, Tatum emerged clean and sober in July.  Furious, Tatum watched her own media blitz, charging that McEnroe slapped her around physically and verbally.  Tatum wants the press to feel sorry for her, but all of this is too much news for people who could care less.

American Stripper Idol
Rumors are out that Nikki McKibbin of “American Idol”, has a shocking stripper past.  Just last year, the 22-year-old overnight sensation was dancing in a Texas topless club.  “Enquirer” reports she belted out songs as she shed her clothes.  I guess she’s traded the striptease pole for audience polls and judging from the votes, this week will be her last.  But like they say, it’s always good to have something to fall backside on.

Internet Rumors
Rumors of money woes for Master P and Wesley Snipes are flying across the web.  No word on how true they are, but folks are talking.  "Straight Up Gossip" will keep you posted.

Justin Case
There’s rumor flying around that many callers who dial in on Fox’s hit show, American Idol, are purposely creating a landslide against contestant Justin.  A hit among women since the beginning of the show, Justin was considered a shoe in as winner according to many critics and even Paula Abdul.  It is suggested that any true Justin fan should use the same multi-call technique to vote him in as the winner of the entire series.  On another note, word has it that all of the final 10 will be pumped for superstardom immediately after the September winner is decided.  According to those in the know, all of the show’s stars will be cast for an extensive concert tour in the U.S.

Out Of Mtume
After listening to KISS FM’s Open Line featuring LisaRaye, Tichina Arnold and Director Neema Barnette, many listeners were offended by the treatment the guests were subjected to.  LTG received hundreds of e-mails denouncing Mtume’s interrogation of the guests and lack of sensitivity towards the subject of the film that deals with prisons for profit.  Folks are wondering how conscious the brotha truly is.  Looks like Mtume is a bit out of tune.

Billy Bobs No More?
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton have been living in separate hotels for the past four months. "I'm angry. I'm sad. It's a very difficult and sad time," Jolie told Us Weekly about the end of her two-year marriage to Thornton which Straight-Up Gossip predicted last month.  (read "Rumored Breakups" below).  Over the past two years, the couple flaunted their affection by kissing, hugging and tattooing all over the place.  Not to mention the weird pendant they wore around their necks that held each other's blood.  While Jolie mentioned that it wasn't one aspect that led to the breakup, she did say that her newly adopted baby, an 11-month-old Cambodian orphan named Maddox, was a main reason for their differences. "He focused on his music and his career and I'm focused on my baby," Jolie explained. Thornton's reps had no comment regarding Jolie's interview with Us Weekly.  We feel for you Angelina, so “Straight-Up Gossip” has a few suggestions on how you can change those embarrassing tattoos you had placed on your secret special private parts.  You can change Billy Bob to “I been robbed” or how about “Billy doesn’t Bobb here any more” Or you could just tell your new lover “I call it Bob to match my masculine side”.

Nelly On The Telly
Hip-hop superstar Nelly, whose album "Nellyville" is currently No. 1 on the charts, is finalizing a deal to star in his own sitcom. Details were not released about the TV show, which will reportedly be produced through Paramount. The outgoing rapper is also no stranger to acting. He starred in the independent film "Snipes," due out on DVD this year.  But I bet they’ll make him take that stupid Ban Aid off of his face by the time cameras start to roll.

Janet Takes Control of Justin
Spotted un-abashfully in the corner of a trendy dance spot in LA was the new hot couple in Hollywood.  Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson were very passionate in public.  According to close sources the two hooked up two weeks ago and since then are never seen apart.  At this one particular sighting they were bumping hips and lips all night long.  When the evening was over they left together to continue perhaps at home with the velvet ropes.

2000 Watts Of Dreamlovin’
Out on the town was Mariah Carey, who has recently hooked up with future "Fast and the Furious 2" star Tyrese.  According to the Post, Mariah was seen at a hot spot flirting with Tyrese until 5 a.m.  According to bystanders, the two were swapping digits with their two way pagers.  Though there's no word as to whether the two are dating, inquiring minds want to know if Tyrese could be Mariah’s “Dreamlover” or if she’s in fact his “Sweetlady”.

Spidey Webs Kidman
After reportedly striking up some flames with Kirsten Dunst on the set of "Spider-Man," it seems that Tobey Maguire has moved on to Tom Cruise's ex, Nicole Kidman. According to Us Weekly, Kidman, who is eight years older than Maguire, first met the webbed superhero at Vanity Fair's Oscar post-party. Since then the two have been caught canoodling at the Broadway play, "Mornings at Seven," in New York. While their reps deny the relationship, they were also seen eating breakfast together last month at a restaurant in L.A. Kidman and Maguire will have plenty of time to spend with each other come this fall. They will be starring together in the comedy "Dog Years," opposite Jim Carrey. Maybe Kidman is into men that wear masks.
 

 

Over Six Nine
Star of movie Juwanna Mann, Vivica A. Fox was seen cuddling her husband rapper Six Nine at the recent BET awards, however reports have broken that all that love may’ve just been an act.  According to some insiders and court documented papers, Mrs. Fox filed for divorce the day after the awards show.  Could the star of movies such as “Two Can Play That Game” and “Kingdom Come” just wanna another man?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Will Gets Paid
People are talking about how the extra incentives locked into Men In Black 2’s box office could bring Will Smith’s payday up to 40 million dollars, making him the highest grossing star of all times.  Spread some love this way, LTG could use it.

Flack For Being Off Key
After appearing at the Essence Awards honoring Alicia Keys, Roberta Flack asked Keys to make a special appearance at one of her concert dates.  Keys enthusiastically agreed, but when the date came, she was a no show.  Roberta asked her once more and Keys agreed again, but again didn’t show which left Roberta flacking about promises kept.  Meanwhile, Keys is having difficulties kicking her own concert tour off in the West Indies.  She has already canceled 2 performance dates for various unsubstantiated reasons making many wonder if Flack cast a spell of revenge that would have Alicia’s concerts, “Killed Softly”.  Inquiring minds want to know.

Monster Gal
People are talking about the July 1 issue of Newsweek (on newsstands Monday, June 24), actress Angela Bassett says that she turned down a chance for the lead in Monster's Ball, because "I wasn't going to be a prostitute on film. I couldn't do that because it's such a stereotype about black women and sexuality." In the film, which won
Halle Berry an Oscar, a black waitress has a graphic, tortured Storyline, Bassett believed, demeaning-affair with her husband's executioner. "It's about character, darling" she tells Newsweek National Correspondent Allison Samuels. Bassett says she's not criticizing Berry -- just the way Hollywood views women in general and black women in particular. Several actresses, including Vanessa Williams, passed on Monsters Ball. "Film is forever," says Bassett. "It's about putting something out there you can be proud of ten years later. I mean, Meryl Streep won Oscars without all that." Well Angela, maybe Halle didn't know that she would be the monster at the ball!

Rumored Breakups
Rumors are abound. Splits seem to be the "It" on the gossip tip!  According to friends close to the couple, Angelina Jolie has moved out of their love nest, but publicist denies all.  Rumors are in abundance about Halle Berry and Eric Benet.  Halle has been seen several times around town without her hubby in tow. After Eric was omitted from Halle's thank you's at her last few award ceremonies, it leaves many speculating the Oscar winner is ready to trade Benet for a new bow! Inquiring minds want to know!!!

Is Cosby Kidding?
People are talking about Bill Cosby's complaint about the Osbournes'.  Cosby said their a bad example of a TV family. He said that living with the Osbournes' is like living with Tiny Tim.  But angry weather girl Jillian Barbarie from Fox Good Day LA lashed back with "Cosby needs to clean up his own house".  Watch the glass house stoning Julian...there  may be some dirt out there about you!!!

Spear To Kim's Heart
People are talking about an interview that Lil' Kim did on Carson Daly's "Last Call".  Apparently Britney Spears snubbed Kim back stage at the MTV Awards a few years back.  "I reached out to shake her hand and she brushed by me".  It could be that she had trouble greeting someone with a naked boob in her face.



Stay Away From The Bleach!!

Before you reach for the bleach bottle, take some words of wisdom from Freddie Prinze Jr. The actor was all about getting to the root of his "Scooby-Doo" character, Fred -- so much so that he opted to bleach his dark locks for the role.  "I had the bright idea that a wig would be a hassle and more trouble than it's worth, so I thought it would be brilliant to dye my hair -- and that was the wrong choice!"  Prinze admitted to tvguide.com.  Looks like Freddie should have gotten expert dye advice from co-star and fiancée Sarah Michelle Gellar, who made the leap from brunette to blonde seven years ago when she started "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

Oops!... I Didn't Do It At All
Britney Spears couldn't light up the audience at her concert Friday in Lubbock, Texas. The blonde bombshell performed just two songs -- "Oops! ... I Did It Again" and "(You Drive Me) Crazy" -- before a power outage left the crowd booing in the dark.  "I'm just so sorry," Britney told the crowd when it was announced that the show had been canceled for safety reasons. "Please don't boo." 

Much Needed Stroking
Todd Bridges, th
e former "Diff'rent Strokes" star has snagged a recurring role on CBS' "The Young and the Restless".  He will play Juice, a character "Y&R" executive producer David Shaughnessy describes as "a real out-and-out bad guy ...bent on revenge."  Since "Strokes" left the air in 1986, Bridges has had several run-ins with the law, including charges of drug possession, carrying a loaded weapon and assault with a deadly weapon. He was acquitted on the latter charge.  Bridges, taped his episodes of "Y&R" last week and will make his first appearance on the soap July 12. Sources say Bridges has garnered a new respect ever since he beat up Vanilla Ice on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing."   “He’s a hero”, say some, “He can have any role he wants.”

Special Delivery
Brandy's fans have seen her go from Moesha to Revlon and now, they'll be able to watch her baby before it's even born.  Starting Tuesday, MTV will broadcast "Diary Presents: Brandy-Special Delivery."  The reality miniseries, which is expected to run four or five episodes, will follow the R&B singer as she goes to the doctor, attends her baby shower, and prepares for the birth of her first child.  One thing that you won't see, however, is Brandy giving birth. MTV says cameras will not follow Brandy into the delivery room, but fans will get a chance to see the baby after the birth.  Only one question remains, didn't Joan Rivers' daughter already do a special like that on E Television? 

98 Degrees of Separation
Singer Jessica Simpson made headlines last year when she broke up with her longtime boyfriend Nick Lachey of  98 Degrees. But a few short months later the two were back in the news. They not only got back together but became engaged to be married!  This pop power couple's second go at romance has now given rise to allegations that the breakup was only a publicity stunt to boost their stalling careers.   An unnamed source cited that the falling “stars” wanted some attention on their careers and so they broke up. Unfortunately, it didn’t work and no one really cares.

J Down Lo With New Man?
Photographers caught J.Lo with her arms around British actor Ralph Fiennes outside a downtown restaurant in the Big Apple. The two had dinner together Tuesday night after a day of shooting their new movie, "Uptown Girl."  After dinner, photos were taken of the two hugging and being affectionate before saying goodbye.  Despite the pictures of the two together, Fiennes' rep is saying that the couple just had a bite together with the film crew after a busy day of production.  Close associates of the two dispute this rumor saying it would never happen because J Lo only likes “Thugs”, who dance well.

Deadly Addictions
Reports from London that Robert Downey Jr., who once brilliantly interpreted Charlie Chaplin, is being courted to star as the maniac who incited World War II, Adolf Hitler.  It will be a BBC production focusing on Hitler's days as a young down-and-outer in Vienna.  "I think anyone would kill for the part of Hitler," exclaims writer Boyd.  He declares Downey would be a "perfect" Hitler”.  Sources say Downey would be a better rehab victim.

J,Lo had "Enough" of Hubby
According to several reports the 9 month marriage is history. Yes that's right, the couple parted ways amicably.  Meanwhile, gossip queen Cindy Adams goes as far as claiming J.Lo dumped Judd for her ex-boyfriend P. Diddy, with whom she remains good friends after their breakup in 2001. J.Lo married Judd, her backup dancer, just a few months after the Diddy split.  If the honeymoon is really over for the much-talked-about couple, they're doing a good job keeping it secret. J.Lo has been singing the praises of Judd in interviews to promote her new movie "Enough." And Judd recently appeared in his wife's video for "It's Gonna Be Alright." Many people are wondering, could this all be a tremendous media set up to keep her name buzzing around, particularly after her movie tanked at the box office.

R., You Doing Time!
R. Kelly was released from a Florida jail on $750,000 bail Thursday, under the condition that he stays away from children. The R&B star, charged with 21 counts of child pornography for allegedly having sex with a 14-year-old girl and videotaping it, was ordered to stay away from minors who are not related to him by blood or marriage. The videotape that threatens to put Kelly behind bars was allegedly filmed in Chicago in 1997. He was indicted Wednesday after an extensive investigation. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter says he is not the man in the videotape. His lawyer has also claimed that the girl seen in the tape is not underage. Hey, come on you two, which lie are you going to stand behind. If Kelly is found guilty, he faces up to 15 years in prison and a $100,000 fine.

Def is Jammin' R. Kelly

Def Jam has canceled all promotions surrounding the R.Kelly/Jay-Z collaboration album, Best Of Both Worlds. After having $100,000 press day at New York's Waldorf Astoria that attracted Russell Simmons, Johnnie Cochran and Puff Daddy to name a few, the plug has been pulled to avoid any negativity being placed on one of Def Jam's top artists. "We don't want any negative associations that might come with a video, any accusations or anything," Def Jam president Kevin Lyles told Time magazine in a recent issue. Jay-Z will not appear with Kelly in any pictures either and recently had his removed from the Vibe magazine which feature R. Kelly on the cover.

I Said Cut!
Stage Actress, Elaine Stritch told CBS to "go f - - -" itself after the network cut to a commercial daring her acceptance speech at the Tony awards ceremony. The 76-year-old Broadway star - who won a special Tony for her one-woman show, "Elaine Stritch, "At Liberty", was thanking her producers and everybody else in the world when the orchestra started playing over her speech. "Please, don't do this to me," she pleaded as the network cut to commercials. Backstage, Stritch was crying and shaking with anger, "I am very, very upset.  They should have given me my time. " Stritch has been nominated for a Tony four times in her career, but never won until last night. Asked if CBS had apologized for cutting her off, Stritch sneered, "In your dreams." And if they call, they can go f - - - themselves," she said.  Well, I guess there wont be a "Touched By An Angel spin-off " or "Golden Girls, The Next Generation" TV series in her future. 

 

 

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